To the tune of "When Johnny Comes Marching Home"
He chugged a beer in a fan's truck bed, HEJDUK! HEJDUK!
"Columbus til I die" he said, HEJDUK! HEJDUK!
The black and gold's heart and soul,
Steals the ball and stops a goal,
Frankie Hejduk, Columbus' number two...
Submitted by umbleby1