Opponent's manager arrested for drunk driving. Song took 15 minutes to complete; was interrupted for a goal celebration, but resumed its inexorable humiliating way nonetheless.
99 Bottles of beer on the wall
99 bottles of beer
Give us your keys
98 bottles of beer on the wall.
Repeat, counting down until there are no bottles of beer. This will (and did) take approx. 15 minutes.
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